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Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny : Seven Sir

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny : Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny : Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny : Seven!!!

Teacher: Where the f**k do you get seven from?!?!?

Johnny : Because I f***ing have 1 at home!!!

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