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My friend Ies planted this idea of a pondan dinosaur (Trannysaurus Rex) in my head, and the girl’s story has grown to gargantuan heights (thanks to Jimmy Choo heels).
I’ve decided her best years were the stone ages of the 60s…
THE ANATOMY OF TRANNYSAURUS REX
According to the esteemed paleon-tutu-logist, Prof Ies (who is a renowned expert on “prehistoric trannys”) TRs travel in pairs.
No, it’s not about the hunting, but becos the TR’s hands are very very short. So short she can’t reach her own face. So she needs another TR to help her put on her make-up, false eye lashies and touch up her lip gloss. The prehistoric weather is indeed harsh for such delicate creatures. Don’t let their size fool you.
Archeological findings has confirmed that the Trannysaurus (also lovingly known to her friends as T-Lo) always travelled in pairs. They cannot function otherwise. They would slowly wither away into a huge prehistoric-mess-asurus and would refuse to venture out of her home in case someone would see her without adequate make-up.
It was also discovered that many T-Los suffer from eating disorders. Their aversion to biting into live prey (in fear of smudging her lipstick) and the inability to use cutlery due to the short hands have forced many T-Los to survive on microbiotic shakes and frozen frappucinos.
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Hahaha! That was a riot!