…. and he calls me ….

so my boyfren of 13 months, Bryan Wong Jun Hon, born 11 Jan 1982, with size 8 feet and 29 inch waist, introduces me to someone at the gym as JEFFREY

who the hell is Jeffrey!!!

he’s obviously got some other guy on his mind and this obviously means he’s sleeping in the room by the washing machine meant for the maid for the next 2 weeks.

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40 Responses to …. and he calls me ….

  1. fritzq says:

    goodness……. haha sometimes I intro Jack as Jake….maybe an honest mistake hor hor? :0…. but then again sleeping in the maid’s room is not a good thing….. you snoring too loud izit Mr Toh?

    see you this weekend…..

  2. JermynToh says:

    teasing him here la … will never make him sleep anywhere but beside me.

    good thing too coz he said i was trashing around like i had a nightmare and he had to hug me to calm me down.

    i don’t remember a thing!!

    heh …i love my baby

  3. runecircle says:

    have you forgiven your darling? don’t be too scorpio about it hor ;)

  4. doodeedoo says:

    it has been a dry season… hiakz`

  5. devinjay says:

    Considering that I’ve never been to Attica or Happy, that might be a distinct possibility.

    I haven’t been to KL since I was … *cough*much younger*cough*.

  6. devinjay says:

    ROFL

    Nah, it would sound too much like beating my own drum. :)

  7. JermynToh says:

    i was being ironic / sarcastic thru the emo icon la

  8. JermynToh says:

    sounds like a 3some leh … ooi .. u don’t get enough of those ah!?

  9. runecircle says:

    you’re “touched”??? wrong emo is it?

    wa lan, your bf messed up big time

  10. runecircle says:

    did he suffer? how much?

  11. JermynToh says:

    back in SG with Brayn Benedict coming Friday to Sunday.

    We should be headed to Happy on Sat since he’s the poster boy this month as well as Attaca on Sunday.

    Other than that its a lunch, a dinner, a coffee with frens, hopefully a visit to see a fren’s newborn and a picnic at Sentosa. Maybe we’ll see each other at happy or atttaca? if not … when u’re passing thru KL?

    :-)

  12. JermynToh says:

    you should screen caps / extract the last 2 responses and include that in ur friade / LJ profile

    ;-)

  13. aileron23 says:

    My first reaction is: What a young boy! How can anyone think of any other guy but you?

  14. doodeedoo says:

    u mean ‘fuck me jeffrey! oh fuck me, … oh faster, yeah baby, … u r just as good as jer darling..’?

  15. sacred_faith says:

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh\

  16. devinjay says:

    Ah.

    I don’t do “cute”.

    There’s no point, really, since I’m about the size and shape of an alpha mountain gorilla.

    It just looks stupid.

    Meanwhile, mystery man, now that I’ve attacked at an art show (I walked up behind him, and yelled “robingoh dot livejournal dot com?” (and then got the look that he reserves for crazy people, because, uh, I’m not on his list or anything)), will I ever get the chance to meet you in person?

    :-)

  17. JermynToh says:

    we only yell “Baby” & “Darling” when we’re doing it thank you … so unusual to use first names in the heat of it

    even with casual sex … its more like “yeah”, moans and grunts with no names wat

    ….. unless u wanna fuck with an ONS’ minded and exhale while gently mumbling his name after u cum

  18. JermynToh says:

    yes robin goh bin bin … u’re one to talk!!

    how many times have I almost choked when u’ve done the baby-talk thing with ur BFs and insisted they kissy-wissy you over the phone!!

  19. devinjay says:

    People say that to me a lot.

    And we’re usually not talking about my name.

  20. JermynToh says:

    hahaha …. its more effective to “act cute” in the 3rd person i think …

    try it and let me know ;-)

  21. cosmic_mud says:

    four-syllable… mmmm.
    ok yeah that’s a mouthful.. hahah

  22. devinjay says:

    I won’t list it here, if you don’t mind – it’s a smidge too public a venue.

    Would it help if I said it was a four-syllable name of Ceylonese Tamil origin? I’m sure there are people who have longer names.

    I have no trouble gasping “Mis-ter Goh!” at crucial moments, but I imagine that if I was already gasping for air, saying “Mis-ter-Four-Syl-la-Bles” might put one over the edge.

    If you really must know, email me at devinjay at livejournal dot com. :-)

  23. speedo28 says:

    Bryan! just tell him “a rose by any other name would smell as sweet!” ;)

  24. cosmic_mud says:

    just out of curiosity (and perhaps my own amusement),
    whats your last name devinjay?
    heh.

  25. devinjay says:

    That’s contingent on having a last name that’s short enough for that sort of thing.

    Gasping out my last name during sex is a recipe for brain-damage due to oxygen starvation.

  26. devinjay says:

    I’m sure he can do something to make up for it, although talking about himself in the third person while referring to himself as “penguin” is somewhat disturbing.

  27. robingoh says:

    Exactly. All these pet names. *gag* I think all lovers should call each other by their last names, as in,” I love you, Mr Toh.” or “Yeah, fuck me harder, Mr. Tan!” or “Mr Lim! Did you forget our anniversary again?!” It’s just more polite and makes for a more gracious society.

  28. cosmic_mud says:

    yes jeffrey, darling, penguin, whatever la.. as long as he knows what you mean to him..
    a rose(bud) by any other name.. *dooodeedoooo* =p

  29. shaoann says:

    Guy Ritchie forgot Madonna’s full name once … I guess he was so used to calling her “Madge”

  30. robingoh says:

    At least he didn’t do it during sex.

  31. urbank1d says:

    FREUDIAN SLIP!!!!!!!!!

  32. JermynToh says:

    hey ricky …. yeah … haven’t seen u in ages.

    coming back this friday with my BF benedict. heheh… see u at the clubs la

  33. JermynToh says:

    heh … i introduce u as “Ingrid” to people ya!

  34. junhon says:

    Sorry la Darling…. Not use to call you Jermyn ma.. In tat situation, is very normal to make mistake “) Wot to do, for the past whole year i only called you darling, very used to it lo… muck muck!! love you la…. Pls Pls Pls… everybody… pls help penguin on this… Penguin need some advise on this “)

  35. hey jeff,
    haven seen u for so long

  36. imansyahril says:

    haiya……so sensitive, meh? *giggling*

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