…. and he calls me ….

by JermynToh on 24 July, 2006

so my boyfren of 13 months, Bryan Wong Jun Hon, born 11 Jan 1982, with size 8 feet and 29 inch waist, introduces me to someone at the gym as JEFFREY

who the hell is Jeffrey!!!

he’s obviously got some other guy on his mind and this obviously means he’s sleeping in the room by the washing machine meant for the maid for the next 2 weeks.

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fritzq 26 July, 2006 at 8:16 am

goodness……. haha sometimes I intro Jack as Jake….maybe an honest mistake hor hor? :0…. but then again sleeping in the maid’s room is not a good thing….. you snoring too loud izit Mr Toh?

see you this weekend…..

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JermynToh 25 July, 2006 at 4:09 pm

teasing him here la … will never make him sleep anywhere but beside me.

good thing too coz he said i was trashing around like i had a nightmare and he had to hug me to calm me down.

i don’t remember a thing!!

heh …i love my baby

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runecircle 25 July, 2006 at 4:05 pm

have you forgiven your darling? don’t be too scorpio about it hor ;)

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doodeedoo 25 July, 2006 at 3:17 pm

it has been a dry season… hiakz`

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devinjay 25 July, 2006 at 3:05 pm

Considering that I’ve never been to Attica or Happy, that might be a distinct possibility.

I haven’t been to KL since I was … *cough*much younger*cough*.

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devinjay 25 July, 2006 at 3:04 pm

ROFL

Nah, it would sound too much like beating my own drum. :)

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JermynToh 25 July, 2006 at 1:15 pm

i was being ironic / sarcastic thru the emo icon la

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JermynToh 25 July, 2006 at 1:14 pm

sounds like a 3some leh … ooi .. u don’t get enough of those ah!?

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cosmic_mud 25 July, 2006 at 12:31 pm

hehe…

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runecircle 25 July, 2006 at 11:53 am

you’re “touched”??? wrong emo is it?

wa lan, your bf messed up big time

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runecircle 25 July, 2006 at 11:51 am

did he suffer? how much?

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JermynToh 25 July, 2006 at 11:33 am

back in SG with Brayn Benedict coming Friday to Sunday.

We should be headed to Happy on Sat since he’s the poster boy this month as well as Attaca on Sunday.

Other than that its a lunch, a dinner, a coffee with frens, hopefully a visit to see a fren’s newborn and a picnic at Sentosa. Maybe we’ll see each other at happy or atttaca? if not … when u’re passing thru KL?

:-)

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JermynToh 25 July, 2006 at 11:29 am

you should screen caps / extract the last 2 responses and include that in ur friade / LJ profile

;-)

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aileron23 25 July, 2006 at 9:36 am

My first reaction is: What a young boy! How can anyone think of any other guy but you?

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eekie 25 July, 2006 at 6:17 am

EVIL!

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doodeedoo 25 July, 2006 at 4:18 am

u mean ‘fuck me jeffrey! oh fuck me, … oh faster, yeah baby, … u r just as good as jer darling..’?

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sacred_faith 25 July, 2006 at 4:07 am

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh\

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devinjay 25 July, 2006 at 2:48 am

Ah.

I don’t do “cute”.

There’s no point, really, since I’m about the size and shape of an alpha mountain gorilla.

It just looks stupid.

Meanwhile, mystery man, now that I’ve attacked at an art show (I walked up behind him, and yelled “robingoh dot livejournal dot com?” (and then got the look that he reserves for crazy people, because, uh, I’m not on his list or anything)), will I ever get the chance to meet you in person?

:-)

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JermynToh 25 July, 2006 at 2:44 am

we only yell “Baby” & “Darling” when we’re doing it thank you … so unusual to use first names in the heat of it

even with casual sex … its more like “yeah”, moans and grunts with no names wat

….. unless u wanna fuck with an ONS’ minded and exhale while gently mumbling his name after u cum

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JermynToh 25 July, 2006 at 2:40 am

yes robin goh bin bin … u’re one to talk!!

how many times have I almost choked when u’ve done the baby-talk thing with ur BFs and insisted they kissy-wissy you over the phone!!

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devinjay 25 July, 2006 at 2:39 am

People say that to me a lot.

And we’re usually not talking about my name.

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JermynToh 25 July, 2006 at 2:39 am

hahaha …. its more effective to “act cute” in the 3rd person i think …

try it and let me know ;-)

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cosmic_mud 25 July, 2006 at 2:13 am

four-syllable… mmmm.
ok yeah that’s a mouthful.. hahah

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devinjay 25 July, 2006 at 1:54 am

I won’t list it here, if you don’t mind – it’s a smidge too public a venue.

Would it help if I said it was a four-syllable name of Ceylonese Tamil origin? I’m sure there are people who have longer names.

I have no trouble gasping “Mis-ter Goh!” at crucial moments, but I imagine that if I was already gasping for air, saying “Mis-ter-Four-Syl-la-Bles” might put one over the edge.

If you really must know, email me at devinjay at livejournal dot com. :-)

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speedo28 24 July, 2006 at 4:56 pm

Bryan! just tell him “a rose by any other name would smell as sweet!” ;)

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cosmic_mud 24 July, 2006 at 4:51 pm

just out of curiosity (and perhaps my own amusement),
whats your last name devinjay?
heh.

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devinjay 24 July, 2006 at 4:07 pm

That’s contingent on having a last name that’s short enough for that sort of thing.

Gasping out my last name during sex is a recipe for brain-damage due to oxygen starvation.

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devinjay 24 July, 2006 at 4:06 pm

I’m sure he can do something to make up for it, although talking about himself in the third person while referring to himself as “penguin” is somewhat disturbing.

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robingoh 24 July, 2006 at 3:58 pm

Exactly. All these pet names. *gag* I think all lovers should call each other by their last names, as in,” I love you, Mr Toh.” or “Yeah, fuck me harder, Mr. Tan!” or “Mr Lim! Did you forget our anniversary again?!” It’s just more polite and makes for a more gracious society.

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cosmic_mud 24 July, 2006 at 3:52 pm

yes jeffrey, darling, penguin, whatever la.. as long as he knows what you mean to him..
a rose(bud) by any other name.. *dooodeedoooo* =p

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shaoann 24 July, 2006 at 3:52 pm

Guy Ritchie forgot Madonna’s full name once … I guess he was so used to calling her “Madge”

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robingoh 24 July, 2006 at 3:43 pm

At least he didn’t do it during sex.

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urbank1d 24 July, 2006 at 3:36 pm

FREUDIAN SLIP!!!!!!!!!

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imansyahril 24 July, 2006 at 3:08 pm

ok! ;P

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JermynToh 24 July, 2006 at 3:02 pm

hey ricky …. yeah … haven’t seen u in ages.

coming back this friday with my BF benedict. heheh… see u at the clubs la

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JermynToh 24 July, 2006 at 2:59 pm

heh … i introduce u as “Ingrid” to people ya!

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junhon 24 July, 2006 at 2:56 pm

Sorry la Darling…. Not use to call you Jermyn ma.. In tat situation, is very normal to make mistake “) Wot to do, for the past whole year i only called you darling, very used to it lo… muck muck!! love you la…. Pls Pls Pls… everybody… pls help penguin on this… Penguin need some advise on this “)

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ex_cutedwogy821 24 July, 2006 at 2:49 pm

hey jeff,
haven seen u for so long

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imansyahril 24 July, 2006 at 2:49 pm

haiya……so sensitive, meh? *giggling*

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sorrie_bluez 24 July, 2006 at 2:39 pm

LOL~ :p

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