I’M FREAKING OUT!!!!

my parents are coming back for CNY and i’m getting very stressed by it …. i remember when i moved out of a rented condo and moved into my present place … it took me a while to get used to things. reality of the life … no longer living with parents since they migrated …… separated from my lover of 5 yrs so wat i could afford on a single income was renting a nice 3-room flat

My parents have spoilt us and themselves since young … expats in Tokyo since i was 6 …. landed house for the past 22 yrs …. and they kept renovating / rebuilding the house so it’d be nice and comfortable for all of us. shaozie / bin bin … now u know who to blame for me being a brat!!!

the pictures of their home in canada is so picturesque … the contrast of that place covered in snow with the humid & cramped quarters of my flat cannot be more stark!!!

i love the place i’m at now as its really become my own little sanctuary but i’m so worried mom and dad won’t be able to adjust to public housing … walking down a common corridor with units full of half naked neighbours with one leg propped up on a sofa or stool watching TV or having dinner …. laundry hanging on make-shift wires or on bamboo poles…. a rooster crowing in the middle of the night.

my biggest worry is the wet toilet!!! my dad is one of those that will not do his business in a place he feels uncomfortable … and they’re gonna be here for 6 weeks …WAT ARE WE GONNA IF HE CAN’T ADJUST TO THE TOILET!!??

mom has been calling very frequently and has big plans to get a grill oven, slow cooker etc etc so she can prepare a nice dinner. i keep telling her there’s no place in the tiny kitchen to put all the appliances and that all i have is a hot plate so u can only warm 2 things at any one time!! she just says … we’ll see! i really hope she’s not planning a 16 course spread like she usually does on such occasions.

then there’s the bedroom …. all the junk and things i didn’t unpack i keep in the other bedroom. now i gotta think about how to make the extra-room cum storeroom liveable … ARGH … i think i’ll move most of the junk into my room so they won’t feel the room is so ekky .. then change the curtains … get some uplights … throw pillows … rugs …

WAT IF THEY FEEL THEY CAN’T MOVE OUT IN ORDER NOT TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD AND SUFFER IN SILENCE FOR 6 WEEKS!!??

ARGH …. i need a new place … big, well renovated and nicely furnished … maybe i should just check them into the Ritz

do an act of charity ….. help pass the following notice around

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33yr old half decent somewhat intelligent gay man willing to sell his sort-of-lean-sort-of-toned body to some kind gentleman (hopefully cute) who will help pay a 6 week hotel bill at Ritz / Four Season. its for a good cause …. keeping his parents in the manner they are used to so he doesn’t crumble under the stress of them roughing it out in his rented apartment!!

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16 Responses to I’M FREAKING OUT!!!!

  1. chilli_jo says:

    ahahaaa…so jia latz…:p

  2. speedo28 says:

    bad taste is bad taste.
    even perfect eyesight also cannot help. ;P

  3. vengerov says:

    its cool….u guys are welcome anytime…just dont leave with any souveniers either haha….kiddin…

  4. JermynToh says:

    that’s what a few people have said … that’s what i hope for but i know my folks la … hope i’m wrong!!!

  5. JermynToh says:

    only u can understand how i feel … after all … our mothers are quite alike …. ARGH …. i’ve got to plan some redecorating after we get back from BKK!

  6. JermynToh says:

    heh!!! all the better to see him with … maybe seeing clearly ain’t a good thing u know!

  7. JermynToh says:

    don’t know la … think after the bird flu one of the neighbours snuck their hidden chickens and rooster out of the forest near by … so if u leave the windows open and the idiot rooster decides to crow at 4am .. u get woken up as he crows continuously for several hours till the sun actually rises!!!

  8. shaoann says:

    you’re in deep shit!

  9. kykydiary says:

    Maybe they’ll come with 2 hunky, aj guys from canada to do up your place like that show on tv – the designer guys or something. ke ke.

    But seriously, i think being your parents, they’ll be fine as long as they can be with you :)

  10. chilli_jo says:

    how come got rooster crowing in the middle of the night one? LOL…

  11. speedo28 says:

    you forgot to include your perfect post-lasik-ed 6/6 eyesight

  12. kitsch_king says:

    shouldnt have a problem finding hor… lol*

  13. fritzq says:

    Dun stress la…. maybe they will be able to adapt….

    We can all wish rite?

    hurhur…

  14. JermynToh says:

    drooling on ur pillow case…. from wat?? … hahah … u don’t have a military uniform hidden somewhere in the room right?

    thanks for accomodating … o-ja-ma-shi-ma-su …. pardon the intrusion … really appreciate u and kt putting me up

    promise i won’t leave any souveniers ;-)

  15. sleekdove says:

    wah kao. i read ur entry nia, already feel damn stressed.

  16. vengerov says:

    dont worry my house back in sydney is all good in workin order…just tell kenneth to wash the pillow case after the drooling =p

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