smelly cat …. smelly cat

today is a day of smells. first discussions about farting and then smelly friends chatting with me thru MSN after their run. i haven’t the foggiest idea as to why smells are such a major thing for me. maybe i was s dog in a past life (shaddup about the bitch thing yeah)

anyway .. back to smells. there are smelly farts and there are scentless farts. who doesn’t know that!!! and there are the farts that can kill a whole village of nose-less tibetans when u haven’t been clearing ur bowels. Jay brought me to this chinese medicine shop and we were picking out teas for certain ailments and the medicine shop man said a particular green tea would make u pung sai and that would clear ur system … and i guess … make ur fart scentless. after all its just air going through ur system so if there isn’t any toxic shit to pass through .. it wouldn’t pick up those smelly scent molecules along the way.

why the hell am i going on about this??? point is …. my nose is sensitive so if i say there’s a smell .. there is a smell. biggest turn off for me … smelly arm-pits. the type that would knock u over when the guy lifts off his shirt over his head as he’s taking off his shirt to have sex with u.
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Stella has been at the shop everyday for the past week. She’s really fun to be with and super to have around. And she goes around annoucing to the WHOLE world that he’s working at my shop for FREE!!! Sigh .. gotta go find a fuck for him and pay him to keep anuar’s mouth shut .. with tongue or man-meat.
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Warehouse day again tomorrow … i so dread it … i don’t mind if its air-conditioned and alll but the manual labour is really tiring. Oh well … make up for it with shopping at plastic heaven in Toa Payoh after that. Jay wants to get lots of big plastic containers to store stuff .. and its super cheap at PLASTIC heaven. How do i know … if your 50 yr old geographically challenged mom brings u all the way there despite the fact that its well hidden in between flatted factories… u know its gotta be cheap.

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